Here is my continuation from yesterday of my top ten predictions for 2008:
6. Someone wil win the Presidential election. The other side will blame them for the recession, the Pearl Harbor bombing of 1941, the high price of oil, teenage pregnancy, and the fire at the Great Library of Alexandria in ancient Egypt.
7. Ryan Seacrest will still be famous, despite not being an actor, singer, musician, writer, model, comedian, magician, doctor, politician, or anything else noteworthy.
8. The battle between Bluray and HD DVD will be over, with Bluray winning and HD DVD going the way of Beta in their battle with VHS.
9. Most people will still urinate, despite increasing pressure from environmentalists to stop it because it hurts the ground.
10. In a surprising move, Pauly Shore is appointed head of the FDA by the new Presidential administration. He replaces the food pyramid with what he calls the "Food Octagon" and moves Spam into a centerpiece of the new diet. Shares of Hormel soar.
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HA! You WISH that Spam would become acceptable again! I will personally join whatever anti-Spam crusade starts up if #10 comes true!
PS. #9 was totally clever. :)
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